usbdongle:

there was something vaguely anti-Semitic about the negg cave puzzle today

s0mebody-different:

Creat an intro scene from anything using only snoopdog.

madehimsaycomfychairs:

piobrando:

this is my favorite family feud moment

you can actually see the moment where steve harvey stares into the void of human stupidity 

ivynajspyder:

OH MY GOD LISTEN TO THIS FROG IT’S LIKE A LIVING SQUEAKY TOY

It’s a namaqua rainfrog!

vespayik:

omg

adriania:

princepastry:

adriania:

thatcunningwolf:

alexaazuline:

adriania:

“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).

When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight.

Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”

Whoa

So people with this condition are lucky as fuck, got it.

Okay…. Seriously?

This shit. AGAIN?

I thought we went over this last time, Tumblr. This isn’t a real genetic mutation. Yea, it’s a cool thought, it’s a cool idea, but the fact that women do not menstruate but are still fertile? BULLSHIT. We’ll just call that right now.

THERE IS NO WAY FOR THEM TO ONLY GROW HAIR ON THEIR HEAD, EYEBROWS, AND EYELASHES. It’s.. It’s either all or none. I swear to god, it’s like none of you even know how biology fucking works.

So yes, in conclusion, pretty pipedream, but totally and completely unfounded.

man why do i have to explain this again?? this is a real affliction. youtube user jontron has discussed the hardships he faces with his disorder on his popular let’s play channel. get your facts straight before you make rude assumptions about it. it’s really offensive to those who suffer from alexandria’s genesis

appleznbananaz:

thedisreputabledog:

realrobertpattinson:

hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s probably as close as you’ll get to owning a pokemon

My brother tells a story about his roommate’s parrot, that everyone who came to the house would say “you’re a bird!” to it so the bird would repeat the phrase back, no big. Until one day my brother was alone in the house with it and heard it say, very quietly, “I’m a bird.” My brother almost dropped a plate.

I’ve reblogged this before, but I always cry with laughter at the expense of this poor parrot who probably have a mind blowing epiphany that it is in fact a bird.

uwbw:

Let’s Play Homestuck - Episode 1

This is a terrible game. Do not buy it. Fucking awful. No game feel, bad graphics, confusing layout… why is this even a game?

askcr0nus:

♥CRONUS♥: “VWHY ARE YOU ALL SO INTERESTED IN EATING ME YOU SILLIES”