THE SOHND THEYLRE MAKING IS TERRIGUYINH
What have I done. I am so… So sorry. I promise never to make a skin again.
Did you think Minecraft didn’t look enough like dick already? THEN LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HELLACRAFT.
Hellacraft is a Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff themed texture pack for Minecraft. It’s a total conversion - the big man hass not left any rock unturned in my quest to douse everything in jpeg artifacts, unnecessary application of the sharpen tool and blatant copypasting from google images. There are some things in this pack that honestly, I can’t even tell you what you’re looking at. That was kind of my metric for making this. I also can’t tell you whether this is a 16x or 32x pack, because frankly, I don’t know. Some textures are one, some are the other, and an unmodded copy of Minecraft seems to accept the whole thing without crashing, so I’m good. There seem to be a few texture glitches as a result (such as the nether being made entirely out of running water and your diamond armour being studded with clocks and compasses), but considering the theme of the pack, I’m going to roll with it.
For best results, restart Minecraft after loading the pack (just to see the Mojang logo) play through the game on Survival mode. If your eyes don’t just go on strike there and then, you can make fun games out of trying to figure out why one side of the pumpkin is made of lava, scouring deep mines for Geromy’s face, guessing what colour wool your dye will produce, and trying to find all ten items that make the Subway logo in your inventory! Wield DEUDLY FIREARMS and your trusty SORD… against monsters that you’re really not sure where their face went! For bonus points, turn brightness and FOV all the way up!
Installation guide for Windows and apparently Mac now I think:
1. Start > Your user thing > Appdata > Roaming > .minecraft > texture packs
2. Paste Hellacraft 2.0 - BLAPCK EDITOM into this folder
Installation guide for Linux:
1. Boot Windows partition
2. See Windows instructions
This may or may not change your framerate, I don’t fucking know.
aAAAAA I GOTTA USE THIS THE NEXT TIME I PLAY
Oops I Minecrafted again. [Contact me if you wanted this skin, otherwise I’m too lazy to upload it to PB right now.]
Edit: Someone wanted it, so you can find it here.
matt damon craft
Rapture in Minecraft
MY CASTLE IS FINALLY FINISHED. I did it all freehand from memory and a couple youtube videos.
OH MY GOD. THIS IS AMAZING.
aw man you totally pwned my version
Since NOBODY has done this yet (at least not to my knowledge), I decided to re-create Fatal Frame’s Himuro Mansion in Minecraft. This is The Abyss. I decided to do The Abyss first for multiple reasons. In the pics you can see the water wheel (courtesy of the Better Than Wolves mod), the lanterns, lake, back of the moon well, and bridge (not finished yet). Since this wasn’t done to scale, the path leading from the Cherry Atrium to The Abyss is a bit longer (not by much though) and more narrow. I have no idea when this will be done as I sometimes have to take long breaks in between sessions (I get motion sick fairly easy). When it is finished however, I will make it available to download.
EDIT: NOW WITH CREEPY MUSIC XD Lol, it’s just a little slideshow of the above pics with some music from the Fatal Frame OST But hey, check it out if you want to.
ok i’m gonna make like
50 of these or something so i hope you like them
also sorry that they’re really big i will fix that
[Kelley]: Who doesn’t love a strong rugged man’s man? You can have your lady-faced Jpop stars. I’ll take a hard-workin’, hard-drinkin’, hard-assed MAN.
…Okay, and I may have a thing for humans. But my village doesn’t need to know that. It’s taboo enough just being friends!
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[[A/N: Craft-vision: Normal drawings
Bro-vision: Crappy stick figures
Steve-vision: More realistic figures
Greys-vision: Caricature-like cartoons
Kelley is an optimist who sees good in everyone, so we’ll say his vision glorifies things and makes them look better than they really are. ;) ]]