minecraftserverfinder:

So I changed the rain texture to Nicolas Cage

nostriltier:

casually sobs in corner

how the fuck do i get mo creatures to show up in the global mod options?

and do i really need forge if the only other mod i’m running is rei’s minimap?

WHY IS THIS THE THING I GET SILK TOUCH ON

badcgijosh:

I built a tribute to my new favourite artist

THE SOHND THEYLRE MAKING IS TERRIGUYINH

talmire:

What have I done. I am so… So sorry. I promise never to make a skin again.

not-a-comedian:

myhairisademon:

captainhoers:

Did you think Minecraft didn’t look enough like dick already? THEN LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HELLACRAFT.

Hellacraft is a Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff themed texture pack for Minecraft. It’s a total conversion - the big man hass not left any rock unturned in my quest to douse everything in jpeg artifacts, unnecessary application of the sharpen tool and blatant copypasting from google images. There are some things in this pack that honestly, I can’t even tell you what you’re looking at. That was kind of my metric for making this. I also can’t tell you whether this is a 16x or 32x pack, because frankly, I don’t know. Some textures are one, some are the other, and an unmodded copy of Minecraft seems to accept the whole thing without crashing, so I’m good. There seem to be a few texture glitches as a result (such as the nether being made entirely out of running water and your diamond armour being studded with clocks and compasses), but considering the theme of the pack, I’m going to roll with it.

For best results, restart Minecraft after loading the pack (just to see the Mojang logo) play through the game on Survival mode. If your eyes don’t just go on strike there and then, you can make fun games out of trying to figure out why one side of the pumpkin is made of lava, scouring deep mines for Geromy’s face, guessing what colour wool your dye will produce, and trying to find all ten items that make the Subway logo in your inventory! Wield DEUDLY FIREARMS and your trusty SORD… against monsters that you’re really not sure where their face went! For bonus points, turn brightness and FOV all the way up!

Get it here!

Installation guide for Windows and apparently Mac now I think:

1. Start > Your user thing > Appdata > Roaming > .minecraft > texture packs
2. Paste Hellacraft 2.0 - BLAPCK EDITOM into this folder
3. HOWAY

Installation guide for Linux:

1. Boot Windows partition
2. See Windows instructions

This may or may not change your framerate, I don’t fucking know.

aAAAAA I GOTTA USE THIS THE NEXT TIME I PLAY

ohmyGOD..

43501:

Oops I Minecrafted again. [Contact me if you wanted this skin, otherwise I’m too lazy to upload it to PB right now.]

Edit: Someone wanted it, so you can find it here.

fuckitareyoulistening:

matt damon craft