Everyone, America’s favorite bird: Hawkeye.
Based on this.
LISTEN HERE CUM SLUT
somehow that makes it more funny聞きなさい、ヤリマン
i hope that says listen here cum slut in japanese
^it actually does (actually it just says “Listen, slut” but close enough)
Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t have a fat kid. But guess what? I have 7. And I can tell you right now that a fat kid would never just walk into a waterfall of chocolate. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.
But say that your idiotic theory is correct.
Say he did actually walk into it.
That kid still probably died.
Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that German fat kid was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?
And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.
WHY IS IT STILL FUNNY
omg
listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a pony. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a pony would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.
But say that your idiotic theory is correct.
Say she did actually walk into it.
That pony still probably died.
Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that pony was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?
And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.
DI0
di0medes… Calm. The fuck. Down. It’s a cartoon. And this character does that sort of thing all the time. Seriously. Have you ever watched the show? Don’t get into arguments with people over stupid stuff like that. No one cares how many ponies you have irl. These ponies aren’t real. They’re CARTOON. Besides, like I checked, people couldn’t fall from high places and not die, but they still seem to do it on Bugs Bunny. Now are you going to argue that a rabbit can’t do that and that you should know because you had 15 rabbits, but now you have 14 because you threw one off a cliff to see if it would live? No. I didn’t think so.
And you disgust me for ripping into a television show like this. My Little Ponies are not normal ponies. They walk around, talk, sing, fly, have magical abilities, and are generally actually a little annoying. I’m sure your ponies are very sweet and lovable.
Either way, get over yourself. It’s meant to be amusing. The next panel, I believe, has her sticking out her tongue and licking it off, or it hardening and her cracking it all off with a laugh. One of the two. I’m not a fan of Pinkie Pie, but even I know when someone should get off their high horse and just watch a show for enjoyment and not try to make it realistic.
-_- what an idiot. Do they not actually know what My Little Pony is??
Oh my god people think it’s serious ogmfgdfg.dfjgdfkjdg kdgh ah h ahdsahahahahahahahahahah
OH MY FUCKNIG GOD
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IT CONTINUYES
OMGGGGGG LOLLLL
Listen here Once-lut, I bet you 5 million thneeds that you don’t own a humming fish.
LISTEN HERE ONCE-LUT
Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a ribcage. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.
But say that your idiotic theory is correct.
Say it did actually walk into it.
That animal still probably died.
Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?
And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.
That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck…
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