Pepper is confused.
ROARING MOUNTAIN POOFBIRD
oh my gosh
my bird shredding some paper
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
those paper strips are so neat and rectangular. papaya needs to get her shit together
mte. look at that shit. this bird is an artist. beetle is a fumbling toddler
IT’S CIRCLING MY CAR
there are tears?? running down my face why is it why?/ ww/
it’s like? a ZOMBIE MOVIE??
my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
wake up australia
That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit
It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
We watched some episodes of sailor moon and i went to go pee, found her in my bag
She’s been in it for hours