Dora la Bizarra ExploraDORARARARARARARA by ~Avielsusej
Swiper will think it twice before swipping again
i saw the smurfs 2 trailer in theaters today and i couldnt stop laughing because the villainess is essentially a deviantArt OC smurf jfc
ORIGINAL CHARACTER
DO NOT STEAL
yes but why is she not blue
I’m not lying.
This is literally a video of the Amazing Atheist slathering his inadequate body in hot oil.
btw i was referring to this
it looks like a pinkie finger
OH WOW.
every skrillex song at once
the bass dropped at the same time help
satan’s song
THE BIGGEST DROP I have ever heard
D-D-Drop the bass~
I COMBINED LITERALLY EVERY HOMESTUCK TRACK
HOWEVER FUCKING HUNDRED MANY
EVERY SINGLE ONE
AND WHEN I GOT HOME FORE I SAID AMEN ASKIN SATAN IF HE COULD PLAY IT AGAIN
so like 60% is static shit with AUDIBLE HONKS OK YOU CAN HEAR HONKS AT ANY GIVEN POINT I SWEAR but as the shorter songs dwindle off it turns into this terrifying trance of doom until it ends in one last sparkling note so skip through the song for full effect omg
(also p.s. i had to cut cascade short b/c otherwise the last like 5 minutes would just be that sO)
My apologies
To all the people who have been feeling sorry for what Kinsey has had to live with these past couple months with her housemates….
Here is a response to all her whining and bitching and moaning. Gosh it must have been hard for her, having a room of her own where she could put all her stuff and sleep right from day one. A room that was already in the process of being converted into a storage space and study space, so now original roommates have to wait on that.
It must have been hard literally sitting in one spot on the couch, sleeping on the couch rather than in her bed, playing Skyrim for a month, when she was supposed to be looking for a job. And newsflash, putting your resume up on CareerBuilder, isn’t looking for a job.It must have been terrible living rent free, utility bill free, internet bill free, and even getting offers from a roommate to buy her food for 5 months.
It must be awful for her to be able to live someplace safe and warm, without helping out with any chores, or even cleaning up her own messes. Gosh having a mommy take care of all that when you are approaching 30 is terrible.
It must have been so bad, that she couldn’t even put the toilet paper on the toilet paper holder, or turn off the lights when she left a room. It must have been so bad that she relied on a ‘night light’ that is in reality a glow in the dark 1x1 inch square, to give her hope, because it sure as heck doesn’t light up the bathroom. It must have been so bad, that when she had friends over, she couldn’t clean up their plates and snack wrappers from the living room. It must have been so absolutely horrendous, that she had to slam her door at least 5 times every morning, when at least one roommate was trying to sleep after working.
I apologize from the bottom of my apparently cold selfish heart for making her live through such a terrible home, where she could get back on her feet by getting a job, saving up money, and even have friends around, where she didn’t have any expenses but her own to worry about, where she saved over $1500 in living expenses, where she had someplace to eat, sleep, shower, keep her things safe, all things that, last time I checked, were important to people, especially people who don’t have them.
She never had to sleep in her car, or search through a dumpster, or beg on the streets. She never had to worry about someone violating her privacy by any stretch of the imagination. She could be free and open about who she is. She had someone supporting her, trying to help her find a job, making sure she didn’t go hungry. She had games, and internet, Netflix, so many things people who are struggling would consider a luxury.
Not once did she offer to help with anything. She took the garbage out one time, about 4 months into living here. Not once did she actually clean up her own dishes, or pick up her own garbage. Maybe I just overestimate what people usually do when they live with others, free or not, but I thought people helped out with chores, cleaned up after themselves, made some small contribution to the household. And for someone who always seemed like she wanted to stay as long as possible, never did anything to make her case, other than “feel sorry for me because I’m trans and no one likes trans people.” She has more in savings than either of us do in our checking and savings combined. I don’t feel pity for her. She used and abused our kindness, and would like the internet to feel sorry for her and the terrible position we put her in. And when asked to leave, we tried to do the same as a landlord would. In reality, she is not and was not ever on the lease, and didn’t require any notice at all.
So I hope that clears up how terribly monstrous we have been, asking her to at least act like she respects our home, by putting things back where they go, turning off things she isn’t using, replacing things if she uses the last of them, and cleaning up after herself. Apparently my idea of what an adult should be able to accomplish, is somehow skewed, and the two of us are some super creatures who at least make an attempt to clean up, even when our mental illness is trying to block us into our rooms and tell us to just go back to sleep.
I know that some of you will read this and declare that it must all be lies, because Kinsey is so wonderful and infallible. But there are two sides to every story, and you should have both, especially those of you who have been passing judgment on us.
Look what I found. If you’ve ever had to wonder what makes Genderbitch a terrible person, you can read this.
No wonder they have so much time to spend on tumblr. Makes the donate button on their page seem really funny now.
Wow, fuck genderbitch more than ever. That’s disgusting. I knew she was a horrible person, but wow.
