just accordion to plan
yeffyaboyuice:

cardboardmoose:

tesskat:

“£34.99 9ct Gold White Crystal Ball Slider Pendant.”
what are you saying Argos catalogue?

“‘Shit,’ said Shadow.”
…oh. D:

“I can’t see anything, turn around!”
HAHAHAHAHA

“Too slow.”

yeffyaboyuice:

cardboardmoose:

tesskat:

“£34.99 9ct Gold White Crystal Ball Slider Pendant.”

what are you saying Argos catalogue?

“‘Shit,’ said Shadow.”

…oh. D:

“I can’t see anything, turn around!”

HAHAHAHAHA

“Too slow.”

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