who just struk internet gold
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I started training these two together and i think it’s the beginning of a beautiful & bloodspattered friendship
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yeah probably it’s not the best idea to have the villains be his new caretaker when Muriel and Eustace passes away.
every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags