If tumblr was McDonalds, all the burgers and sandwiches and nuggets and fries would be served without condiments. You’d be free to bring and add your own condiments to actually make the dining experience fully ENJOYABLE, but occasionally Ronald McDonald would stand by your table, sigh disapprovingly and comment on how all the ketchup stains make his life so hard.
Im in tears
I think this will be my last missing e post for now.
If there was one thing Tumblr hated, it was Missing-E.
It had all started a few years ago, when Chrome had started getting popular in class and Explorer had become outcast. Tumblr had been in a relationship with Firefox at the time, not caring where his browsers were…
How the fuck is this funny? I’ve been reading Cracked for years. I’m disappointed to have to stop. Please pull this video. You all are better than this.
Don’t worry, we’re also disappointed that us Tumbling a Good Neighbor sketch from their YouTube channel has caused you to stop visiting a website that you have apparently been visiting for years. We admire your… something?
“Wiping away the steam with one hand, she stared intently at the reflection in the glass. A pair of large, curious eyes peered back. They were bright, full of life; vivid shades of cerulean, slate and navy spiraling from her iris and bleeding into thin, obsidian edges. Her face was flushed from the heat, but her complexion was clear save a few adolescent acne scars dotting her forehead. Full, pink lips puckered as she bent forward closer, examining her delicate facial profile and small, round (though puckish) nose. Long, thick layers of white blonde hair fell, dripping, to her waist at the longest point, the tips ending in vibrant purple. Her body build was similar to her face, she noted. She had good muscle definition in her arms; her collarbone jutted noticeably. Small but perky breasts sat close together on her chest, the sort of perfect boobs women paid millions in surgical procedures to get. Her waist was small, but her hips were smooth and round, almost unproportional to the rest of her body. These lead to large, solid thighs, elegant legs and finally small feet. Overall, she decided she was a beautiful girl.”—
if you have to describe your character like this then theyre gonna be a shit character (via doctorscience)