“Remus Dobby Potter, you were named after the two people who actually gave a shit about my well being. One of them was a house elf and I’d much rather see you become that than a fucking Slytherin. Don’t come back unless you’re wearing red and gold you little shit.”
I’ve been waiting for prankster Billy but none of that for me. Fine
I like his hair though. I guess.
I get the feeling they only said he was a prankster in reference to his profile being part of the april fool’s prank; while the new profile is what they actually intended him to be. Or Mattel just has a fear of consistency.
i told this creepy guy on okcupid to meet my fictional self at my apartment in manhattan but i gave him the address to the worst-rated mcdonalds in the lower east side and he’s going to arrive in about 15 minutes
i have three guys going there tonight i am terrible but at least there will be limp mcchickens to console them
I FUCKING HATE THIS SITE. IM FUCKING DONE OKAY. THE FACT THAT I CAN FEEL WHAT EMOTION THAT STUPID LITTLE PICTURE WITH THE FACE ON THE GOD DAMN SLICE OF CAKE IS TRYING TO PORTRAY MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH FUCKING A WALL